COLIN DONALD JOSEPH.

CanNOT stop reading this book.

February 1st

Another small fuckup: I put an extra “r” in all the copies of the calendar I handed out, even though I already told everyone the next month coming was called Febuary. But Alice came up with the best solution! She said, “Just tell everyone it’s spelled ‘February’ but pronounced ‘Feb-u-ary.’ That way,they’ll feel stupid!” Alice is the best.

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"I have a ‘W’ here for win, because thats what’s always on my mind."

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